VerdantMug

Zombees

Set To Stun

Ice Cream Monster Truck

Get it on a shirt HERE

Palindromes

Obi-Juan Epstein

Got Your Nose, Pinocchio!

I thought this was a pretty funny spin on the classic Got Your Nose trick, but it ended up looking kinda lewd. Funny, but lewd. Is there some way to make it better? Or should I go ahead and put it in my t-shirt store?

Lightsaber Toothpicks. Get on this, plastic toothpick industry.

On The Pole.

Lookin’s free but touchin’s gonna cost you.

3D Contact Lenses

Fender Bender